short and sweet Messages : January 2014

Thursday, January 30, 2014

things

3 things to watch

Beauty

Behavior

Action

3 things to control

Tongue

Temper

Temptation

3 things to love

Purity

Honesty

Hard work

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Sometimes in life we think

we don't need anyone,

But sometime we don't have

anyone when we need

so don't let you best buddies go

Giving someone all your love

is never an assurance that they will

love you back ....

Dont expect love in return , just

wait for it to grow in their heart .

But if it doesn't ,be content it grew

in yours it takes only a min to get a crush

on someone

an hour to like someone &

a day to love someone

but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

love is a sweet poison

Leave anything for Parents,

never leave parents for anything ...

because life will leave something for you

but parents have left their life for you

Beautiful message by a friend

Beautiful message
by a friend

Never praise me when i make you happy

Never say sorry when you do something wrong

Never give credit for something special i have done

Just forgive me whenever i hurt you

and remember me when you are busy

You never get a person of your type

in this world

either you have to adjust or compromise

Adjust when someone wants to be with you

and

Compromise when you want to be with some one

If you wait for happy moments,

If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever
but if you start believing
that you are happy
you will be happy forever

a very true feeling of mine ...

a very true feeling of mine

i may not have the sense
how to talk &

behave to people
but my mind is pure

enough that there is
no intention

to hurt anyone

Working Towards Success

Working Towards Success
Will Make You A Master,

But

Working Towards Satisfaction
Makes you A Legend.

Excellent thought:

Its not your mistake if you

can't read the eyes which cheats you !

But, it's really your mistake if you

can't read the eyes which loves you !

Never Mind What others do,

Never Mind What others do,
Do better than yourself,
Beat your own records
every day & Aim for a better tomorrow!
success will chase "you "

Never stop smiling

Never stop smiling not even
when you are sad,

someone might fall in love
with your smile

believe in yourself

Never believe what the lines of your hand
predict about your future, b'coz people
who don't have hands also have a future...

believe in yourself

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Every one who stays with us all time

Every one who stays with us all time
does not become a dear one
but the one who fills your soul with care
love and wipes your tears is the dear one

thousands of happiness

thousands of happiness
cant remove one pain in heart

but

one pain can remove
thousands of happiness in heart

perform well and enjoy life

World is a theater

Our life is a movie

God is a director

Nature is producer

you are the hero

so perform well and enjoy life

Smile is a soft language of love

Smile is a stream source to win hearts

Smile creates greatness in your personality

Life sometimes takes unknown turn,

don't be afraid to travel it ,

some day that turn will take

you to untouched heights

on top of the world

If you stand for a reason,

be prepared to stand like a tree.

If you fall on the ground,

fall like a seed that grows

back to fight again

When its not given in a right time,

Or.

When its not asked in right time.

you`ll miss something someone

PRECIOUS in your Life

Life is only traveled once;

today's moment becomes
tomorrow's memory.

Enjoy every moment,
good or bad,

b'coz the GIFT of LIFE is
LIFE itself.

Monday, January 27, 2014

I may not be the important

person in your life

but i just hope that one day when

you hear my name

you would just smile and say

i had a friend in this name

Most selfish 1 letter
"I" avoid it

Most satisfactory 2 letters
"We" use it

Most poisonous 3 letters
"Ego" kill it

Most used 4 letters
"Love" valve it

Most pleasing 5 letters
"Smile" keep it

Fast spreading 6 letters are
"Rumors"ignore it

Hardworking 7 letters
"success" achieve it

Most enviable 8 letters
"Jealousy" distance it

Most powerful 9 letters
"Knowledge" acquire it

Most divine 10 letters
"Friendship" maintain it

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Never Blame any Day In Your Life.

Good Days Give You Happiness.

Bad Days Give You Experience.

Both Are Essential In Life.

Friends are of two types:

One says: If you ever need

anything I`ll be there

Other says: You will never need

anything as long as I am there!

Keep smiling

Speed can be read as

Miles Per Hour

But

Life has to be read as

Smiles Per Second

Keep smiling

Smile - Richness of your Face

Love - Richness of your Heart

Happy - Richness of your Mind

Friendship -Richness of your Life

some relations are

some relations are

like Tom and Jerry

they tease each other,

knock down each other

irritate each other but..,

Cant live without each other. !

never miss such people

a smile always convince

if you can't find the right words to

certain situations, just give a smile ...

words may confuse, but a smile

always convince

you always remember me

my past says you met me.
my future says you will care for me
my present says you understand me
but my heart says you always remember me

Failure is a single page in a part of life

but.........,

success is a book of dictionary

Don't lose full book for single page

have a happy life

Tears wont come

"Tears wont come
when you miss a person,

it comes when you don't
want to miss a person "

Life is a rope

Life is a rope that
swings us through hope

always believe that
today will be better than yesterday

and tomorrow
will be much better than today

Pure friendship

Pure friendship is like
SUGARCANE

you crush it,

twist it,

squeeze it,

beat it to pulp

all that you will get
is only

SWEETNESS

Don't give up on someone

Don't give up on someone
That you can't go a day without thinking about them

that I am not perfect

If someone asks me

with whom you want to spend
your entire life,

I will simply say.

Someone who can understand

that I am not perfect

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Only life is give me the punishment...

Love is give me the non refundable tears,

Friends give me the unbelievable hurts,

Family give me the to much BURDEN,

Experience give me the more works,

but

Only life is give me the punishment...

So give it a push at least..

If you ever feel in life that
all doors are closed,
Remember these words:
"A closed door is not always locked"
So give it a push at least..

If today any one talks praises you for your

1) good looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u

My Life was in darkness

My Life was in darkness
before i met you,

but now it is bright.

you know why?

B Coz you are a

"Tube light".

Why God have so many holy places,

if god is every where ?

A wise man said :- Air is everywhere,

but we still need fan to feel it

IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR

EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE.

THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU

LOVE ....... BECAUSE OF EGO

When you trust someone trust

When you trust someone trust
him completely without any doubt

at the end you would get one of the

two either a lesson for a life

or a very good person

The Worst thing in life The best thing in life

The Worst thing in life is

"ATTACHMENT "it hurts

When you lose it.

The best thing in life is

" LONELINESS " because it teaches you

everything and,when you lose it,

you get everything.

The greatest waste in the world

The greatest waste in the
world is the difference

Between what we are and
what we could become.

what is forgiveness?

its the sweet scent a flower

gives after being crushed

funny xam preperations

Yahooooooo.......!

My exam preparations are

over..! Pen, pencil,scale and eraser

every thing is ready..

Only just studying is Remaining

Tit for Tat :-)

ATTITUDE during exams:

They gave me the questions

which i don't know, so i wrote

answers which they don't know.

Tit for Tat :-)

Just go to Hell!

Just go to Hell!

yes YOU!

i m talking to you !

B'coz

Only YOU can change
Hell into heaven with your Lovely smile

A small and meaningful thought;

"Style is what should be shown to

strangers, if it's showed to dear one's

it become attitude"

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May God succeed you in every exams of your life.

Trusting God

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller

but it will make climbing easier.

Examination is garden

success is flower

god bless you with power

to pluck this flower

The way of life,

The way of life, is to meet and depart,

But the hope of life is to depart and

then meeting each other again.

Always have faith and be hopeful

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine,

but don’t worry: I’m a
bottle of wine!

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

jokes

Girl says: It's unfair that if a guy
have a different girl every week,
he's a legend, but if a girl have just
two guys in a year, she's a slut.

Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks,
then it's a master key,
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then it's a shitty lock...

santa banta jokes

A Santa meets Banta in a hospital
and expresses surprise,
"What are you here for?"
Banta says, "I am here for blood
test and these idiots
are going to puncture my finger."
Santa started crying,
"Oh my God, I am here for
urine test and
what will happened to me?"

Boy and girl of class 2nd asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2nd asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

diffrence between confidence and over Confidence

14 boys decided to propose a girl

12 boys came with roses

but 1 boy came with a ring

that is confidence

and the last boy came with

a Condom

over Confidence

I "Kiss" your Lips

I "touch" your Teeth,

I "Taste" your tongue

I "Feel" your Smiles

wait....

who am i...?

i am your tooth paste

good morning

REMEMBER THESE WORDS ....

Love the lady but

don't touch her body

you will screw the lady

if you touch the body

you will become Dady

a daughter sends a telegram to her father

on her clearing of B.Ed exams,

which the father receives as

"Father, you daughter has been successfully

passed in BED..."

Never KISS a lady police,

She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,

She will say, Next please

Always KISS a School teacher

and she will say repeat it

5 TIMES DAILY!

******

Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...

book from your bag and study..

Can We do romance in the evening today?

I"m in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

yours lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Compromising does not mean

Compromising does not mean
you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety

of your head is much more

important than your ego!

funny

Searching these keywords on Google
`How to tackle wife?`

Google search result,
`Good day sir,
Even we are searching`.

its painful

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry;
I’ll do it slowly,
Girl: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Girl: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

No Man can ever be satisfied

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

With 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because there is always a better
model in neighborhood.

funny marriage message

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate
to get in & Those inside are
desperate to come out.

funny wife messages

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The Mafia wants either your money or life...

The wives want both!

Dreams gives rise to hope

Hope inspires efforts ,

Efforts results in success,

So dreams are root of success,

5 best Quotes about friends

5 best Quotes

1. Shakespeare said:

"a boy & a girl can never

be friends forever "

2.Abraham lincon said:

"Friendship is starting step

for what we call Love.. "

3.Wordsworth said :

"Proposing a boy or a girl

for a friendship is nothing but in directly

saying I LOVE U"

4. Jackie chan said :

"Love is a everlasting friendship"

5.Michael Jackson said :

"If one can become your best friend

then he or she can easily

become your life partner "

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great message

Our life begins with our cry ,

our life ends with others cry,

try to utilize the gap in laugh

as much as possible

Good night message

Since your eyes are
looking tired… Let your
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,

Good night

enjoy each and every moment

Beautiful life is just an imagination.!

but life is more beautiful than

imagination.!

enjoy each and every moment

Saturday, January 25, 2014

A Luv letter by small kids

Pinky

std 2 A

Dear Pinky

i love you my dream i see u everywhere u,

U no, i live no, i come red shirt tomo u

love i,come in red frock, i wait down mango

tree u no come, i jump train sure come

yours lovely,

tin,

std 4B

now pinky replies.....

darling, your letter mummy see

dad beat me so many beat me

i cry i cry so no come to mango

tree, no jump train i love u

see another day no red frock

only green you love me come in green

******

When things go wrong,

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!

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My friend's uncle is Selling Tissue Paper

Buy 1, Get 1 Free...

love message

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl:Yes

Boy:Prove it

Girl:How?

Boy:Jump down from the roof

She walked up-to the edge and said with a smile

Girl:Push me

In 24 Hours Average Human:

approximately it reaches it taken from healthy person

1) HEART beats 1,03,689 times.

2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times.

3) BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles.

4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches

5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches

6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids)

7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD.

8) Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR.

9) Lose 85.60, BODY TEMPERATURE.

10) Produce 1.43 pints SWEAT.

11) Speak 4,800 WORDS.

12) During SLEEP move 25.4 times

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any hard heart

A famous writer says that

"Hard words cant touch any soft heart

but soft words can touch any hard heart "

defines life

its not necessary to spend years with someone

its just the moments spent with someone

the defines life

compromise when you want to be with someone

You never get a person of

your type in this world

you either have to adjust or

to compromise

adjust when someone want to

be with you and
compromise when you want to
be with someone

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beautiful meaning

Its not the presence of someone

that brings meaning to life.

but the way someone touches

your heart gives life

a beautiful meaning

Do good to everyone

Do good to everyone without
expecting much as an old proverb says

some fragrances always cling
to the hands of

those who distribute roses

Miss you messages

Every time i say how are you

my heart says i care you

Every time i ask how have you been

my heart whispers i miss you

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Worth taking Note

Worth taking note –
from one who has 90 years of life experience………

Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written."

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and ! parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it..

9.. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You ha ve no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17.. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger..

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

3! 1. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life.. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time.. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43.. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44.. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

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